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Cryonics Help Expanding Brain

Not tell your friend about cryonics Send them the WaitButWhy article anonymously Answer all of their questions about cryonics Offer them to be their accountability partner Remind them of their goal to sign up until they die Help them clarify their next step, and point them to the relevant information Encourage them to just take the minimum option now while making their choice (term insurance with the Cryonics Institute) Sign up with all organizations to be in a better position to inform them Casually ask for relevant information, fill all forms for them, and send them through HelloSign for their signature Take vacations in Phoenix with them, and just coincidentally pass by Alcor Start a business, hire your friends, and offer free cryonics coverage to your employees as a perk Marry your friend and add cryonics in the prenup Realize that only 2 things are infinite, death and cryoprocrastinating — But that maybe there’s a way around death if you video-record your friend and preserve their DNA Preserve their brain anyway, and wait for future technologies able to model their deanimated brain to determine whether they would want to be revived Realize that the only way to have their consent is to revive them, and make them fill a form to confirm they want to continue living Realize it's physically impossible for them to sign such a form, then live happily ever after \


Cryonics Expanding Brain

1. Choosing cremation 2. Storing your DNA 3. Building a pyramid and getting mummified 4. Being embalmed 5. Signing up for cryonics 6. Opting for preemptive cryopreservation 7. Living in a cryonics facility 8. Working for a cryonics facility 9. Never going outside to avoid accidents 10. Only interacting with people who will preserve themselves and therefore their memories 11. of you 12. Video-recording your whole life 13. Constantly voicing all your thoughts to record them 14. Practicing lucid dreaming to experience and remember a larger part of your life 15. Living inside an MRI 16. Streaming your video recordings to potential alien civilisations 17. Livestreaming cryonics research from your fully-automated underground-bunker cryo-MRI facility in a secret location in Antarctic 18. Convincing our simulators to preserve you 19. Reading this meme and taking it seriously